LOL… Ok I decided to stop being lazy and do some keyword research. Guess what I came up with that was relevant to my topic.

Yep: Wordpress Themes Widget Enabled!!!!!….Enabled.. enabled.. enabled… abled.. lol.

Basically, what I’M trying to say over here is that I got the new theme up and running! For those of you who are having trouble getting your wordpress up, subscribe to my feed you will find it fun and informative…

From now on I will be posting my ignorant calls for help in the Wordpress support section right here so you can see exactly what my issues with Wordpress are. There should be enough content on this page about that to make it extremely relevant… over time.

So, I did indeed install a shitload of plugins… namely hmm let me see here. (jeez ironic I’m writing this in my scribefire [if you use firefox you should use scribefire to blog it’s cool] but I’m going to be messing around in my actual Wordpress Admin simultaneously. Goo.

Ok let me just open up another browser window here… and… POOF!

Ok… here’s the rundown of my plugins thus far, and where to get them:

Adsense-Manager

Not planning on using THIS ONE any time soon… I’m going to give it a month or three… It’s nice to see however that I am actually developing a focus for this site… I definitely plan on experimenting with this for personal and, *ahem* professional reasons. Tested it out with the default size in my widgets… doesn’t fit my column. NEXT!

All in One SEO Pack

Lazy-man… I do SEO all day (poorly, but consistently) and I haven’t been using keywords or description… Indeed this is the first post I have done with any attempt at an optimized title… Indeed. However It’s pretty standard… a lot of themes come with this. Mine didn’t… cuth it’th purty. Easy Peasy Japanesey! Just throw in your description, keywords/categorie(s), etc.

  • Note: There’s SOOO much more SEO’ing you can do to your blog than this… I’d recommend watching to start a video by Michael Wolfenheimer (something like that… ok drop the “enheimer” and try it) about “optimizing your wordpress blog for search engines”… type something like that in and his site should come up.

Again, I have been too lazy to implement any “advanced” strategies… or rather, I’ve been focussed on writing and setting up the basics. I will get to the advanced stuff and that will be extremely interesting for both of you readers! Special thanks go out to my boss and my grandfather on this one! Hah!

O-KAY… NEEEEEXXXT!!!!! This post needs some FUNK don’t you think???

“K”… Play this sukka on your fruity little computer speakers! Ok wait, it would take me too long to put up actual FUNK on this blog right now… I’ll do it tomorrow.

…Which, however, brings me to my next plugin:

podPress

This little number promises great things for me… well, good things anyway. It’s still uploading right now but it should be a good way to spice things up with a little music now and then, and maybe even some actual podcasts… I don’t know… I don’t really see the point in those things unless they’re terribly terribly calculated and “learny”, which I don’t plan to be… I’ll probably actually use this pretty sparingly except for entertainment purposes. Nevertheless… there it is. CH-CHECK IT!

K… Getting tired may not finish this list. As I said I installed a SHITload! You will most likely be none the wiser because it will be months until you the reader comes across this… and by that point this post will look like the dribble off of Stephen Hawking’s chin!!! If we could extract intelligence from that dribble and inject into my brain however we might be getting somewhere.

Zee Nexten Pluginnzeez… eeez:

cforms II

!!!!!WOOOO!!!!

This little Shlam-Shnickity-Shblammer is amazing, it not only worked, (had a friend send me a mail which arrived instantly… like the speed of faught instant…combination of fart and thought) but it actually added the “contact” button up at the top of my blog for me as well! I have no freaking idea how it did that, or how I’ll ever get anything else up there… but it did it. Kudos cforms II by… some guy. By the way the download button is really far down the page keep scrolling until your scroll wheel flies off and knocks your tooth out, then keep going using the arrow keys for a bit and you will find it.

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