24HRKNIGHT.COM | Simple. Wordpress.

New Wordpress template coming down the pipeline very soon, maybe later today.

Tomorrow at the latest.

Not that anyone has read this yet but HEY gotta start somewhere. Once it looks a tiny bit better (as I mentioned a day or two) I will begin the spreading of the word process…

Hoping to do this as “web 2.0″ as possible… Want to offer as many things as I can…

ie:

• RSS feed
• Subscribe to Emails (Not sure what that would be about)
• Social Bookmarking Buttons… I’d like to have a button right beside the post headline, not sure how to add this in yet.
• Links to my Facebook/Twitter/Whatever profiles… Myspace is poo poo most likely will not have that.
• Link to my Youtube/Revver/Whatever profile
• etc etc etc

Ok… well my new CMS over on my other domain is still uploading… soooo hm. Luckily I have like 5 domains so I’m going to be implementing all different kinds of stuff across them to test them out. INCLUDING (hopefully) dun dun dun… something extremely cool. That’s all I’m saying for now. Even though I’m saying it to myself… HAH!

Wow it’s STILL uploading… hmm ok I need to get creative here. Let’s think of some cool links or something to offer up haha.

Well, here’s Milk and Cookies
I do not know what is there I just wanted to try a nofollow link.

CRAP I still have to change the other half of the title of this blog… I’m not sure what to though… something about wordpress sucking.

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Ok good afternoon. It’s FOUR TWENTY SIX PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME AND WE’RE LIVE FROM THE 24HRKNIGHT.COM BLOG!!!! Oops sorry… anyway I’m getting a partial subsidy from my work to participate in the 24 hour challenge, run by renowned Aussie Internet Guru Ed Dale… by the way I emailed him and he emailed me back. So there.

Right now he’s running me through all of his super secret Firefox extensions that he uses, and I’m glad for it. I’m updating the blog here from my browser using the uh… what’s it called, well blog add-on. Scribe script or something. I’ll get back to you on that. OK back to the Aussie accent. Here’s a picture of the guy from Blood Diamond:

OH PS NEW THEME to come tonight!!!

I’m just really hoping it doesn’t take me until 6am to figure out how to set it up… probably will, then I will have to work until 12:30am just to get my hours in tomorrow since I will wake up so late. C’est la pee.

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Alright, salam and good evening. Well, another night of wrestling with wordpress like it’s a 300 pound biker who drank 40 beers… he can’t really HURT me (Ok EDIT I guess he COULD hurt me), but it’s wearing me down something fierce. I think the general focus of this blog will be the problems, difficulties and frustrations with using wordpress… and I hope to generate some chatter. So when I get my first visitors through the door, I expect you to SING LOUD, “Hellyeah! We hate wordpress too!”.

I just DO NOT get how this is supposed to make any sense. I feel that I could program a working model for artificial intelligence more easily than make this system do what I want.

EDIT decided to try the damn file uploader. Well, I guess it worked. Here’s a pic of me doing what I do best. Actually, I don’t drink… this is old.

So,

the blog is hereby going to shift from “how to build custom furniture with your mind” to “wordpress help”… thus confusing people by offering the smelly-good bait of help with their wordpress craplog, but instead offering them a safe haven to bitch and complain about it…

Also it is a sort of cry for help, rather than promising help… So if anyone out there can help guide me on this crazy stuff, talk to me like I’m three and get me through these growing pains that would be amazing.

For now it’s more important that I just keep writing, figuring out what is going to go on here and start getting some pages indexed. Down the road this page will be monetized to shit as an experiment.

My job involves doing what is called “search engine optimization” for a local company, so you would think I would be better with this stuff. But nope, I stink at it! You actually don’t need to know anything about computers (really) to do SEO, you just need to know about SEO (which most people do nowadays anyway, it’s becoming everyone’s favourite hobby. Yes that’s right I spelled favourite with a “u”… I’m Canadian and that’s how we spell favourite. We also use a “u” in the words “neighbour”, “labour”, “honour”, and some others as well I am sure. I’m not sure if it’s a British thing or what… I imagine it is).

Oh, found this… http://www.virtualnes.com on the Lab With Leo site. I love that show.

Is this going to turn out to be one massive link-fest on my part? Possibly. Enjoy…
Oh man, why oh why did I expect Wordpress to have some sort of built-in upload to my server functionality? I just tried to put a picture in but noooo I have to go BACK to my hosting panel and upload it. Darn. Oh wait, apparently it does, but it doesn’t work very well? (just got that from the support forums)
Ok bed time kiddies… in three months time I hereby declare that I will be making money off this website. I plan to have a bunch of landing pages and squeeze pages, possibly to some affiliate programs (like those annoying webcam sites). Remember this from the last Youtube video you watched? Check out some hot girl videos at CAMAZONCAMS dot COM

Of course, you blog readers will probably never see those pages. I will have some sweet sweet ads for you to not click on though by then. Need to build up some PR people!

Yeah.

Well time to make some nice green tea and try and relax…

K nightie night. No videos tonight sorry.

I did find a couple of photos to enjoy. They don’t move like videos… they just kind of sit there, frozen in time.

hm now I can’t even display images that I uploaded to my own web space here… great! Thanks again Wordpress!

Alright this thing is starting to look cooler… I’m still so far away from making this look the way I really want it to, it’s not even funny. What does one have to do to make a blog look cool??? (Maybe buy a premium theme someone has designed )

I thought we would be past everyone having to be a darn computer programmer by now. If I WAS a computer programmer, I would make a web site that you could just change everything by clicking on it and dragging it around… right clicking would allow you to change whatever you wanted about it, or a simple WYSIWYG editor would adorn the top of the box or something. EDIT: I now use iWeb for a lot of stuff.

Seriously the Theme Options page on this drab and boring theme are longer than anything I have ever seen. I tried to make a video to go along with this post, but the software I got (thanks “Jing”), which creates movies in swf format.

Hey WHERE DO I PUT TAGS on this blog??

Hi! Welcome to the official launch of 24hrknight.com the coolest place in the known universe. Maybe you found this from my Squidoo lens of the same name, “How To Build Custom Furniture”… of course that would be tricky because I haven’t created it yet. BUT I intend to… and as they say, intentions rule the web.