Alright, salam and good evening. Well, another night of wrestling with wordpress like it’s a 300 pound biker who drank 40 beers… he can’t really HURT me (Ok EDIT I guess he COULD hurt me), but it’s wearing me down something fierce. I think the general focus of this blog will be the problems, difficulties and frustrations with using wordpress… and I hope to generate some chatter. So when I get my first visitors through the door, I expect you to SING LOUD, “Hellyeah! We hate wordpress too!”.

I just DO NOT get how this is supposed to make any sense. I feel that I could program a working model for artificial intelligence more easily than make this system do what I want.

EDIT decided to try the damn file uploader. Well, I guess it worked. Here’s a pic of me doing what I do best. Actually, I don’t drink… this is old.

So,

the blog is hereby going to shift from “how to build custom furniture with your mind” to “wordpress help”… thus confusing people by offering the smelly-good bait of help with their wordpress craplog, but instead offering them a safe haven to bitch and complain about it…

Also it is a sort of cry for help, rather than promising help… So if anyone out there can help guide me on this crazy stuff, talk to me like I’m three and get me through these growing pains that would be amazing.

For now it’s more important that I just keep writing, figuring out what is going to go on here and start getting some pages indexed. Down the road this page will be monetized to shit as an experiment.

My job involves doing what is called “search engine optimization” for a local company, so you would think I would be better with this stuff. But nope, I stink at it! You actually don’t need to know anything about computers (really) to do SEO, you just need to know about SEO (which most people do nowadays anyway, it’s becoming everyone’s favourite hobby. Yes that’s right I spelled favourite with a “u”… I’m Canadian and that’s how we spell favourite. We also use a “u” in the words “neighbour”, “labour”, “honour”, and some others as well I am sure. I’m not sure if it’s a British thing or what… I imagine it is).